They eventually decide to let the people decide. The King of France, King of England, and King of Spain are arguing about who has the largest willy. Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in “The Crown”? She didn’t want to be late for her chlorination. Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister? What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and Queen Elizabeth? “Your Majesty, that is a steering wheel…” “What the F***? Diana has a bigger halo than me! I reigned for decades, saw my country through wars and depressions and wars again, and gave freedom and peace to nations all around the world, surely I deserve a bigger halo than her!!” Suddenly she stops and calls St.Peter aside. Liz looks around this multitude of people who wave at her, smiling. “Here are all your family members, previous pets and people of historical significance during your reign.” St Peter lets her in and gives her a tour around the heavenly garden. If there’s a king-sized mattress and a queen-sized mattress, where does the prince sleep? What do you call a Russian homo who’s been knighted by the Queen?

Paul walker made it to 100 before he died. What is the difference between Queen Elizabeth and Paul Walker? “Sorry Dolly, says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are.” She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?” The Angel says, “Ok, your Majesty, you may go in.”ĭolly is outraged and asked, “What was that all about, I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse and drinks it down. The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.ĭolly takes off her top and says, “Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.” Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven. When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen and when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew. What is the difference between turning 16 and turning 100 in the UK? What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children? Queen Elizabeth sat through Hitler, the Cold war, and the threat of Nuclear war but watching Ronaldo play in the Europa League is where she drew the line. How do you know that Queen was a Ronaldo fan? Why the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened If Queen accidentally farts during dinner? George’s Chapel, on the grounds of Windsor Castle? What do the Queen and Elvis have in common?ĭid you hear about the Queen’s burial in St. Queen Elizabeth managed to get through 70 years and 214 days of continuous reign. Why do UK people complain about bad weather? If they start giving everything they robbed, The British Museum would be empty. Why is the UK not returning Koh-i-Noor to India now that the Queen is no more? How was Queen Elizabeth II defying the rules of chess? What did President Biden say after he was informed that the Queen has died? How does a queen in a straitjacket flip a light switch? Why are there forecasts of drought in England? Queen Elizabeth II: Wear a seatbelt and don’t piss me off. What happens if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? Why did Prince Andrew get the Queen’s corgis?īecause he’s the most experienced groomer in the family. How do you know Liz Truss is a master at political chess? Funny Queen Jokesĭid you hear that Queen Elizabeth II may have made it to 96 before she died? We can all agree that it’s the end of an era, whether you were a fan of hers or support the British Monarchy.

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